An animal I'd love to keep as a pet

Don't you think that a miniature elephant would be the cutest thing? Can't you picture it tromping around the house? Instead of a dog barking, you'd hear the little trumpet when someone rings the doorbell. You'd never lose anything because your elephant would always remember where you put it.  How awesome would that be!?

I hope that miniature elephants would be cuddly. And not bite.