Friday, January 20, 2006

top ten facts....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Carolyn!

  1. Carolyn can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  2. Carolyn will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  3. Finding Carolyn on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Carolyn.
  5. Never store Carolyn at room temperature!
  6. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Carolyn.
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Carolyn and compline.
  8. Two grams of Carolyn provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Carolyn floating in their swimming pools.
  10. Carolyn has 118 ridges around the edge.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Democrats!

  1. Democrats have four noses.
  2. The democrat-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand democrat-fights take place there every day.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of democrats in your ear 700 times!
  4. Democrats will often glow under UV light!
  5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Democrats', hated democrats and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  6. Democrats will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil democrats.
  8. If you lace democrats from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of democrats is blue.
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat democrats'.
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And this one's for you, sukie:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beta fish!

  1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at beta fish.
  2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but beta fish can not!
  3. Beta fish will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C.
  4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear beta fish had to pay a special beta fish tax.
  5. The condom - originally made from beta fish - was invented in the early 1500s!
  6. Beta fish are 984 feet tall.
  7. A beta fisometer is used to measure beta fish.
  8. Beta fish have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their beta fish.
  10. More people are killed by beta fish each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
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7 comments:

  1. OMG!
    "While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their beta fish."
    &
    "The condom - originally made from beta fish - was invented in the early 1500s!"
    My mind is in the gutter!!!!!

    The Democrats one is funny too! But I see a ton of ppl wearing headphones around UT - why aren't there more demmys???

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  2. well, the republicans one says the same thing about headphones increasing the number of republicans, so I guess all those extra 700 democrats and republicans just cancel eachother out.

    :o)

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  3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Carolyn.

    Some hotels in Las Vegas have Carolyn floating in their swimming pools.

    Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat democrats'.

    I would have to say that these three are my favorite

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  4. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Audrey!
    1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Audrey!
    2. Audrey was originally called Cheerioats!
    3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Audrey.
    4. It's bad luck to whistle near Audrey!
    5. Audrey cannot jump.
    6. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Audrey'.
    7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Audrey.
    8. If you lace Audrey from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
    9. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Audrey supply.
    10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Audrey!

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  5. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU LADY!!!????

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  6. I'm burried under an avalance of school and stress... I'll post soon! :o)

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